I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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