Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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