we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
