so explain again why im purple
no
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
You can't special order awesome
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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