i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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