She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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