But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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