I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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