We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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