How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
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