the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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