I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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