Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Randomize
