your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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