Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I still have a little drunk in my system
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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