Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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