Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Randomize
