Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You are a genius and a whore.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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