Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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