but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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