I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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