so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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