you traded sex for a burrito?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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