So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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