Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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