he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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