oh god the rape fog is back!
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Randomize
