I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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