okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
What a dumb baby whore.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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