remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I got her a Nickelback box set.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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