Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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