ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
