I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Randomize
