There is no way he is gay with that hair.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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