Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
So much rum. So many feels.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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