Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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