Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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