Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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