Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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