TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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