When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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