Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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