At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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