The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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