I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
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So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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