Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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