@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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