this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Randomize
