420 ftw
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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