They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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